"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
the three p’s
- pfall out boy
you could shove any twenty one pilots lyric onto a picture of trees and i will think it’s beautiful
(Source: notacatchdonnie, via saangreal)
Get To Know Me Meme - Favorite Actors
┗ [1/5] - Dane DeHaan
"My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often times send me an e-mail and be like, ‘Hey did you know this?’ And then I’ll be like, ‘Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.’ Or, ‘That’s not even true. I don’t know where you read that.’ I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me." - Dane DeHaan
(Source: scormalfoys, via daned-haan)
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.
"Stop," whispers the wallet.
"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.